In case you haven't noticed, the Republicans are getting just a wee bit desperate. I have to admit, I'm rather impressed by their creativity. Here are just a few of the things they've said about Obama in the last couple months:
1. Barack Obama is the anti-Christ.
2. Barack Obama is a Muslim.
3. Barack Obama pals around with terrorists.
4. Barack Obama is an elitist. (Well, Hillary helped them out on this one, thanks a lot, Hil)
5. Barack Obama is a spoiled celebrity. (S. Palin, btw, is not a celebrity despite recent developments surrounding her spending habits....she's just Jane Shopper. Come on ladies, don't ya'll love to shop? You betcha.)
6. Barack Obama is an extremely liberal, pro-abortion, gay-loving senator.
7. Barack Obama is anti-semitic.
8. Barack Obama is a socialist.
Despite knowing so many interesting "facts" about Barack Obama, the Republicans still seem somewhat confused about who he really is. This is why they continually ask, "Who is Barack Obama???"
Sheesh. I wish someone would just tell them.
He's clearly an extremely liberal atheist fundamentalist Muslim terrorist elite celebrity socialist who hates babies and Jewish people and is running for president so that he can tattoo 666 on our wrists and rule the world as Satan's puppet in the end times.
Durrrr.
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