1. I am the world’s worst (or best, depending on your perspective) procrastinator. I know there are lazy wait-til-the-last-minute-ers out there who think they are worse than me. Sorry, people, you just aren’t. I take the cake. Your procrastination can’t hold a candle to mine. My procrastination trophy is WAY bigger than yours. If you wait until the last minute, I will wait one more minute than you and then find five more minutes and then wait til the last one of THOSE minutes. (Note to prospective employers: I’m still super amazing and productive).
2. I work well under pressure.
3. My favorite cheesy one-liner joke about procrastination is: “If you wait ‘til the last minute, it only takes a minute!”
4. I have the sense of humor of a 68-year-old man.
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I'm going to agree with you on one thing, the 68 year old man humor. However, as per usual, I am going to challenge you on being the worst procrastinator. My life is always worse than yours, and I am always a worse person.
With love,
Jess
PS I did delete the first comment because of a grammar mistake.
OK, so let's add 'procrastination' to the list of qualities we share (in addition to an affinity for the same bras, the same bra SIZE, and... I don't remember the rest... but they didn't all have to do with our boobs, I'm sure.)
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