Dear alma mater/employer,
Thanks for the good times and the pay checks and stuff, but you kinda suck. The music on this video is what got me this time. Seriously? As if giving him a library isn't enough, you have to pull out the ol' fife and drum routine?
Oh, and speaking of libraries, is there any way you could drop those late fees for me? Mucho thanks.
All my love,
k
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Dear Ms. Womack,
Thank you for your interest in the presidential library. At this time we are unabashedly bending over to get a generous handout from the only remaining wealthy family in the U.S. as our endowment continues to plummet. We appreciate your continued support during this thoroughly embarrassing time for our institution.
Sincerely,
SMU
I say play the fife and drum... I just saw pictures of our FORMER president. I.E. A man who no longer has access to nuclear launch codes (with the exception, perhaps, of cheney's personal arsenal).
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